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A half life-size tattoo of John Elway on some crazy mofo's leg.

John Elway was no doubt one of the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history.  His feat of winning two consecutive Superbowls at the end of his career will more than likely never be duplicated.  He played in five Superbowls total.

In one of the craziest, ballsiest tributes ever, Joey Bouchard covered his entire left leg with one ginormous John Elway tattoo.

Even though I’m a die-hard Bengals fan, I was also a John Elway fan.  After having gone to, and losing, three Superbowls in the ’80′s I was rooting for him to actually win one.  I loved the way he played.  He did whatever he needed to do to win, whether it be running, throwing, handing the ball off, or blocking.  He displayed true grit and I respected the hell out of him for it.

That being said, I think that Joey Bouchard is one crazy motherfucker.  This tattoo took 85 hours to complete.  That’s dedication that deserves medication.  He did the tattoo in the old Bronco uniforms, too, not the cool orange and navy uniforms they currently wear.  The old, ugly orange and white uniforms.  Did I mention the old Bronco uniforms are hideous?  Hideously ugly?  Horrendously hideous?  Okay, I think perhaps I did.

Also, I’d be a little disconcerted with some dude’s head that close to my schlong.  Even if it’s a tattoo, it would still freak me out a little.

Anyhow, props to you, Joey.  You’re one die-hard, crazy motha…shut-yo-mouth!  What?  I’m just talking about Joey.