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Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber (Photo credit: cukuskumir)

Teen heart-throb and woman-dressed-as-a-man Justin Bieber knocked himself out at a concert in Paris last night when the idiot ran straight into a glass wall while performing what I can only assume was a shitty song (does he have any other kind?).

Bieber suffered a concussion.  He got back up and finished the set, but roughly 15 seconds after his show was over he passed out backstage for about 15 seconds.

Now, I don’t wish any harm on anybody…eh, who’m I kidding.  Sure I do.  But I wouldn’t want Bieber to be permanently damaged.  He’s just a kid.

HOWEVER, the mental image of Bieber missing the railing and then falling face first into a glass wall makes me laugh.

And that’s why you  Parisian glass wall, are today’s Hero of the Moment.  You have done what most of us have dreamed about doing;  giving a Bieber a concussion.