Justin Bieber (Photo credit: cukuskumir)
Teen heart-throb and woman-dressed-as-a-man Justin Bieber knocked himself out at a concert in Paris last night when the idiot ran straight into a glass wall while performing what I can only assume was a shitty song (does he have any other kind?).
Bieber suffered a concussion. He got back up and finished the set, but roughly 15 seconds after his show was over he passed out backstage for about 15 seconds.
Now, I don’t wish any harm on anybody…eh, who’m I kidding. Sure I do. But I wouldn’t want Bieber to be permanently damaged. He’s just a kid.
HOWEVER, the mental image of Bieber missing the railing and then falling face first into a glass wall makes me laugh.
And that’s why you Parisian glass wall, are today’s Hero of the Moment. You have done what most of us have dreamed about doing; giving a Bieber a concussion.