Commentary: Ok, THIS is a freaky subject, but here goes…
Twindaddy, at the young age of 35 years, died in the most unfortunate of accidents yesterday.
It was a common occurence for Twindaddy to have his head up his ass. It happened frequently. Yesterday, however, his head became lodged in his ass and he suffocated to death struggling to remove it.
A photograph was captured of Twindaddy in his final moments. (Photo courtesy of hivehealthmedia.com)
Twindaddy is survived immediately by his wife, Superbitch (who is considered a person of interest at this time as the police have not ruled out homicide), and his three children, Baby A, Baby B, and Baby C. He is also survived by his father (who states he doesn’t know where Twindaddy’s penchant for shoving his head up his ass came from), his mother (who says she’s not at all surprised this happened since Twindaddy, like his father before him, always had his head up his ass), and his two brothers (who also frequently have their heads up their asses).
Services for Twindaddy have been delayed while doctors attempt to remove Twindaddy’s head from his ass without damaging his body so that he can be properly presented for his funeral. The most respected proctologist in the country, Dr. Gloves Moonman, has been called in to assist with the procedure.
A follow-up story will be published once Twindaddy’s body is presentable for services.
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I’ll miss myself, too!!
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Very funny obituary, are you always like this?
Funny? I try to be, but according to my wife I fail miserably often.
Art is never recognized at home , praise always comes from outside first.
Or after one’s untimely demise.
Yes you are right, I forgot that.
What’s the saying? Genius is never recognized in its own time?
Very true. I don’t know how long I have to wait.
Wait as long as you can so there’s more to recognize after you’re gone.
Brilliant.
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Very Funny!.. that must be painful.. at both ends:)
I can only imagine. Hopefully my end (get it?) doesn’t transpire in that fashion.
Thank you…very interesting and humorous.
Lol, Thanks for the laugh! Made my morning!
You’re very welcome. Thanks for stopping by.
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So…Twindaddy removed his armor to stick his head up his own ass…? What about the helmet? Is that wedged up his ass too? Because…well…double ow.
It was horrific.
I’m shaken to my very core just reading about it.
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