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What’s the most time you’ve ever spent apart from your favorite person? Tell us about it.

This is an exercise in futility!  How unfair!  How asinine!  How ludicrous!  *checks thesaurus*  How inane!

Do you really, DP, expect me to evaluate all of the people close to me and decide that one of them is more important than the others?  Should I value one twin over the other?  Should I value my relationship with my wife over my relationship with my mother?  And what of Baby C?  Or Revis Edgewater?

No, I do not have a favorite person, DP.  I value my mother, brothers, children, and wife equally.  That question crossed the line.

The line must be drawn HERE! HERE! And no further!

Bad form, DP.  Bad form.  You’ve pissed Picard off.  Heads will roll.

Since I can’t honestly answer this question, I’ll ramble on about something else.  Perhaps I’ll tell you how much time I’ve spent away from my favorite thing, instead.  That sounds like wonderful blog fodder.  And by wonderful I mean that I can get another 100 words added to this post so it doesn’t look so….Etheopian.

Recently, I experienced withdrawals.  Yesterday, in fact, as I spent all day away from WordPress, my favorite thing.  My addiction.

It was horrible.  I actually had *shudders* real-life things to do.  I had to be a grown up yesterday.  And I hated it.  I almost checked myself into a rehab clinic last night so horrible were the withdrawals.

You’re telling me that you can write without having a pen and paper?

Seriously, I have a problem.  All I wanted to do yesterday was read blogs and write blogs.  But I had grown up stuff to do.  Ugh.  I hate grown up stuff.  I’d rather be a Toys-R-Us kid.  Or something else that isn’t grown up.

Anyhow, it’s been a rough 24 hours without WordPress.  I’ve missed you guys!  How sad is this?  Nevermind, don’t tell me.  I’m sure I’m being judged right now.

Eh, fuck it.