Some of you may have noticed that this here weblog looks a little differently than it did the last time you were here. That’s because it does.
Due to the recent confusion by some of our dearest readers (here’s looking at you Rutabaga and Susan), I decided that I needed to switch to a theme that conspicuously published the author of every post down at the bottom since we have two regular authors here. Plus, I’m hoping to add a third very soon, though she’s procrastinating on answering my invitation. Like a boss.
So, anyhow, that is the reason for the new look. And stuph™.
Unfortunately, there were no outtakes in the making of this post since I spat it out in just a few minutes and it’s only 118 words. Now it’s 130. Now it’s 132. Shit. I need to quit while I’m ahead.
You change templates more than I change my underwear.
That’s really not saying much.
I was gonna say, you don’t change underwear that often…
You know me so well.
Frightening, is it not?
Yeah, a little.
I concur. Like a mothafuckin’ doctor!!
Wow lol.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you for highlighting my stupid
That’s like shooting fish in a barrel, my friend
Just cause it’s incredibly easy doesn’t mean it isn’t fun!
You wrote “shit” in your post. I don’t know you. But it made me laugh. I thought you should know that.
I write all kinds of shit. Visit again for more gratuitous profanity.
That’s my plan. I followed for that reason alone.
Fuck yeah!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I can’t adequately type the laugh you just got from me. That comment just made my day.
Wow, completely outed for being the slightest bit confused….and I thought we were getting so close!!
Are we? You must be coming south cause I surely haven’t gone further north.
That could be detrimental to my mental health!
Coming south?
Yep…I would be drawn to Ohio to meet some very warped individuals…..there are several of you bloggers collecting there. Must be something in the water. Perhaps the section of gutter where your brain resides is seeping into the public supply.
That would be awesome. That’s exactly what we need is more of me running around.
The world would be a better place!!
I concur! Like. A. Fucking. Doctor.
Hahaha…..that was awesome!! So brilliant.
I seem to have to willpower to get any of this work shit done today.
What is this “will power” you speak of?
I have no fucking idea…..
Well why bring it up?
It seemed a logical thing to wish for, but now I realize I would be better suited on my couch with a glass of wine in my hand!!
Hmmmm…it seems you have an addiction. Feed it well.
It doesn’t suffer and is well satiated.
Well done.
Geez…now I sound like a raging alcoholic. I actually don’t even drink during the week. I do still need to get out of here….I feel some creativity coming on.
Woohoo!!
All is “write” with the world again. Home, on the couch, football blaring in the background and laptop in ready position.
Yay!
After today’s post, it’s time to get ready for Romantic Monday!!
I’ve been so busy today I haven’t had time to read or write….moving sucks.
Yes, it does. Hope you get settled in soon.
We actually just finished getting everything situated..We’re gonna eat dinner and then probably pass out.
Hope your wife is feeling good. Have a nice, relaxing night.
I shall try. Thank you.
I’m also thinking of splashing a new coat of paint on my blog
Its really fun!
Hey! You!
http://wordsandotherthings.wordpress.com/2013/01/13/liebster-blog-award/
I’m liking the new look. It’s purdy.
Thank you and thank you. I’d say you’re the bees knees, but that would be idiotic.
Don’t hate on the bee’s knees.
Too late…
Great new theme, Sexxy Storm Trooper (that’s right two Xs)
Naked Blog Goddess, you humble be with your kind words.
This looks like your old theme, but with a legible font. I can deal with it. So can my aging eyes. My other sensibilities will just have to get used to it.
Wait, you have sensibilities? When did this happen and why wasn’t I notified?
It’s true. I do. Yours would have been emailed to you, but alas, I have no email …
Excuses. How typical.
Now you’ve officially gone to the dark side.
It wasn’t official before? Shit…
Oh it probably was, I’ve just been ignoring it with the white background and all. That and I happen to know you’re a secretly nice stormtrooper.
Shhhhh……. shut up!
I didn’t say anything. You’re a meanie! (is that better?) (No, it’s not; stormtroopers need love too.)
But it is kinda hard to see you as all evil now that I’ve seen a picture of you on the pot, pants down and all.
Well, that is pure evil there.
Only if you haven’t installed your poop-fume warning light yet.
I meant coming out…but I do need that damn light. Nobody should ever have to walk into a cloud unknowingly.
It’s a fabulous idea. You could market it for sure!
I know I’d buy one.
I would too, but under a male pseudonym.
Hey, ladies shit, too. Nothing to be embarrassed about.
True. True. But I can still pretend.
No use deluding yourself. Embrace YOUR dark side.
Ha! Yes, ok. I’ll buy it under my name, but I don’t really need it yet. I live alone and no one visits.
Well, that’ll change soon.
By the time you get it on the shelves, I hope to be ready.
You will be. Think positively.
I’m working on it.
I know. It’s tough, but it’s worth it.
I like it. Well done.
Thanks!
For a while there, I was pronouncing stuph like stoooof. I think that’s worse than not being able to figure out who is writing this crap. I mean great awesome literature. Like a boss.
You know, if you’d quit watching Twilight and reading 50 Shades of Grey, you’d probably lose brain cells at a slower pace.
I concur. Like a doctor. Or maybe just an NP. There’s that whole brain cell thing.
No, only doctors can concur, blasphemer. Don’t even try to concur like anything else because it’s not possible. Heretic.
Are you shunning the nonbeliever? Shuuuuuuuun! Like a Fundie!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
I should really trust in the power of the Darrrk Side.
I am. And it’s telling me you’re a heretic and trying to concur in unapproved ways. Bad form. Clean it up.
Join me, and we can rule WordPress as twindaddy and Alice.
Well, maybe. How would you concur?
Like a doctor. Although I think we should leave space for the possibility of “like a Sith”.
Oh, no. Only a doctor. We’d kick ass like Sith.
I concur. Like a doctor. We kick ass. Like a Sith.
Well fucking done. That’s my apprentice. I was afraid I was gonna have to dispose of you for a minute there.
What?! You’re not multiple personalities?
Not my online persona, no. In real life…well, I lost count.
I have a few, but it depends on who is talking to me.
What? Who said that?
Which person are you asking? There are a few.
Great now I’m reading things….
lol. Some think that from the way my depression makes me react to people and zone in and out, that I’ve gotten multiple “voices”. Not really, but I have fun with people.
It is fun to do that.
If that’s they way they view me, then I’ll just have to take it and run.
Exactly. When life gives you lemons, take those fuckers and run!
Lol. I also tend to throw them at people.
That works, too.
Hehe. It’s the way of my world. Take it and run, or give back twice as hard.
Woohoo!!!
There are two regular authors on this blog?! Shit, I’m not well informed apparently…
But that’s you on Twitter I’ve been talking to, right…? Perhaps this isn’t the best place to ask this question…
Yes, I’m the one on twitter. Lol
Hahaha oh thank goodness.
Hahaha