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Brother Jon, or BroJo for short, is a little flustered that my Unshitty™ bid for the Le Clown Official Fanclub™ kicked his bid’s ass. In a meager attempt to “up his game,” he has posted yet another, um, post try to win the favor of his Magnificence™.
I’m confident that Le Clown, much like most everyone else, is not impressed. Even though his attempts are insufficient, I feel compelled to respond if for no other reason than to show him up one more time.
That is indeed the question, Peter.
BroJo, please, you’re embarrassing yourself. We all know that I’ve got this.
BroJo even called me out specifically in his post as he knows I’m his chief competition. BroJo, I will admit that I slightly chuckled at the YouTube clip contained in your post, but please, anyone can place a YouTube video in their posts.
See? Oh, and I am invincible.
Then, he had the audacity to refer to me as “cocky.” Please. There’s a difference between confidence and cockiness. Hold a minute please while I reign in my laughter after having typed that word. Heh, heh. Cockiness. Yes, I’m childish. No, I don’t care.
While I find BroJo’s persistence admirable, we all know his effort is in vain. I mean, BroJo’s posts were decent enough, I guess, but did anything in BroJo’s post inspire Le Clown to rip a part out and tweet it out to all of his carnies™? No? Mine did.
And that’s the bottom line, BroJo. Le Clown was more impressed with my effort than yours. As the great Ace Ventura once quipped, “Unfortunately, in every contest, there must be a loser.”
And even more unfortunately for you, BroJo, in this contest that loser is you. If you thought your post full of SPAM emails was going to scare me, you were sorely mistaken.
Yeah, not really.
You obviously didn’t get the message the first time, so I’ll repeat it again for you and for anyone else out there who thinks that they can be a better Carnie™ Wrangler than me…
Le fuck off. Again.
Oh, and here is a preview of my victory dance, BroJo. I hope you enjoy it.
LOL….well done!! I may have to use Le Fuck Off just because it fucking rocks….and thanks for yet another somewhat provocative image of a trooper to wash from my mind!!
You’re quite welcome.
I’ve had some nice reviews on my responses to your Liebster questions. I wish I had thought of Le Fuck Off for one of them, but I’ll just have to save it up.
Oh, is it up? I’ll hafta go check it out.
Yep….it went up yesterday.
Oh, I must have missed it somehow. My reader has been all kinds of messed up lately.
Twindaddy,
Fierce competition…
Le Clown Trooper
Le Clown,
Indeed it is.
Twindaddy
I’m so glad I’m not taking part of this one.
I hate to tell you this, brother—you know I love you but I’m pulling for BroJo on this one.
Madam, you’ve broken my heart.
Thank you! You’re right, I did call you out…..but, you dedicated a WHOLE post to me. That means something.
Haha! Good luck!!
Yep, you too. If anything this has been fun.
BTW, no comment on the dance? It’s pretty, don’t you think?
I’ve seen better, but it’s not bad. I look forward to the off chance that you get to do that in real life. YouTube Tuesday?
LMAO, not a chance, brother. Not a chance.
Reblogged this on Brother Jon and commented:
There is no such thing as bad publicity.
Ha! Oh, but there is…
I’M SO TORN!!! Oh wait, I already voted for Rich anyway. HAHAHAHA.
Rich!?!?! What the hell?
Loved him first, sorry.
Wow…
I WIN.
Hardly…
Yeah, okay you win. That’s going to give me an epileptic seizure.
LMAO
What!
I know, right?
And to think I almost had her make me a sandwich.
Not with those filthy hands. I wouldn’t touch it.
You are my boy and all BroJo, but Rich was there first.
So you like anyone who’s quickest to the finish?
Oh now you’ve done it…
LOL…That’s what I’m reading here….
Yeah…I’ll still let you hang around……I guess.
I don’t need your permission!
Hang around ME….geez.
Oh, wow. An argument on my blog. Sadly, this is the first time that this has happened.
Riiiiiight.
Lol
Go Twindaddy! Your victory dance is awesome!
(I giggled at cockiness)
Me tooooooooo!
TwinDaddy, is it worth your pride?
And where do I vote?
LMAO, I don’t know. I just couldn’t him get the last word, you know? And there’s no voting. Le Clown is the dictator over this important decision.
So why was everybody talking about voting (spoiler alert: Obama Won!). Life is so confusing.
I don’t know. The illusion of democracy?
I’m not registered to vote, but if you don’t win, I will complain for the next four years. Or is it two? Or is this a lifetime thing like the Supreme Court?
I haven’t the slightest idea.
I would assume that in a dictatorship, Le Clown would would appoint you and your term would end upon his discretion. If I were Le Clown, and am certainly now, I would not even notify the current occupant of this position until his replacement had been chosen. In which case the newly appointed person would take said position by force. Of course as a Trooper I am sure you have been witness to this method before (both Disney and Empire).
I’ve seen my fair share of governments being toppled.
Reblogged this on cftc10.
Very funny! I love that you included the Ace Ventura clip…one of my favorites. I hope BroJo realizes it’s useless to take on the Master.
Nope, not yet.
I’m glad I listened to my inner voice that was saying “do not open” while I was at work. Couldn’t wait to get home. The dancing trooper is an epic win. Too bad it wasn’t animated.
Oh, and you said “cock”iness…heh..heh. The child in me couldn’t resist. Hope you win; no.offence to the others.
Lol. Thanks.
just reading that made me feel like i got punched. ow.
Sorry. The brunt of that was meant for BriJo…but a little for you…
i didn’t feel like i was personally punched, but i felt like some punching was going on. but that’s good. it means you put a lot of feeling into the piece.
Oh, yes. Lots.
Ha ha! I liked it when you got all up in his face!
Right?
Yeah!
Ummmm, I REALLY enjoyed that last photo.. What was this about again?
I don’t know. I like being confused with you.
Ah yes, Ginger’s my name, confusing stormtroopers is my game..
Well you’re very good at it.
I believe anyone that even “thinks”,,,of voting against Twindaddy,,will be paying double the taxes during his time in office!!
LMAO. You rock, Nicole!!