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….I was a winner in the Jen and Tonic 12 Days of Christmas extravaganza. I was truly excited. The last time I had won anything so awesomely spectacular was when I won a Taco Bell pin for buying a 49-cent taco.
Adonis DNA, bitches!
I’ve been looking forward to my prize for several weeks, but due to errors by our horribly inept postal system, I just received the prize a couple of days ago.
Thank you, Jen, for all of your hard work getting the prize to me even though the USPS sucks ass and sent my prize back to you. It truly is one of the most proudest moments in my life, second only to the 20-second long fart I let loose when I was 12.
Oh, and I can’t really stand Nicholas Cage, but I will treasure this gift always because it’s from you.
He was totally hot in Valley Girl…
Congrats!
I’ll take your word for it.
Congrats! On winning, and the 20-second long fart. I only ever got to 16 seconds. I know, pathetic.
The funny part is I was trying to hold it in!
Impressive on both of your winnings…did not know we were supposed to time the latter of the two lol… have a great day
keep on tooting
Tooting? I have not had any beans, madam.
Your horn oh my what were you thinking…ah yes the latter of the two… I had gone back to the first
Lol
It’s the anticipation of the prize coming to you! I am like a little kid at Christmas constantly checking tracking updates if I have anything coming my way. You should have seen me for my signed copy of a book. Poor Refresh button, I think it broke.
Haha!!
I know you do it too!
The refresh button doesn’t get the mail here any faster.
I like to believe that the little hamsters running the mail system get new treats to run after each time you hit refresh. Faster Hammy, Faster I say!
The USPS is a lost cause. No amount of refreshing is going to help them.
I shall send them a herd of hamsters, perhaps some ferrets as well.
That will slow them down.
Then I might as well throw in some cats, and then foxes, and if by chance I find some hurry the Frak up and make it come faster, I’ll throw that in too.
Good luck with that. I won’t hold my breath.
I shall try. Though it is only little old me. I do hope that by the time they make it to USPS that the hamsters are not dead. Then the wheel truly is turning whilst those poor guys are no longer with us.
Yeah…that would be the suck.
Epic. Ly.
Congratulations, TwinDaddy.
Measuring length of farts must be a guy thing — we always measured strength.
Well, it was a guess honestly. I wasn’t planning it and had no idea it would be that long. But it definitely had stamina.
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YAY!! WINNING!!
Tiger blood!!
And Adonis blood? Wow….
Adonis DNA! Get it right.
I get confused by all of your winning qualities!! Sue me.
Do you even have anything worth suing for?
Um….I own a pretty tiny house. You could sue me for that, I guess. But you can’t have my dog.
Hmm…I don’t necessarily want to live in Canada, plus I’ve already got a dog. So, think of something else.
How about a nice antique writing desk?
Sure!
Shit…guess I’d better call my lawyer!
Or is it Adonis DNA?
That’s a good movie though, and back when SJP was hot. Before she got all horsey and thin on SatC.
The only thing I’ve ever seen her in is Footloose.
It’s been so long since I’ve seen that that I didn’t realize she was in it.
I’m pretty sure that was her.
Look at how humble that card is that I sent you! Did you rub it all over your face when you got it just to get a whiff of The Tonic?
I also hate Nicolas Cage, but I feel like he’s balanced out by James Caan. And Pizza Hut!
I did indeed get a wonderful whiff of The Tonic™. I savored it as long as I could. My olfactory sense had never experienced a scent so divine. Thank you, Jen, for making my nose so ridiculously happy.
Oh, and Pizza Hut rules.
I’m glad I’m not the only one…I don’t like Nicholas Cage either!!
We’re cool like that.