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I have very limited internet access at work. Basically, my job is to pack and ship boxes all day so the only thing they let us do online is use Google to verify shipping addresses. We’re able to look up other stuph, but it won’t let us click on very many links (although it lets me check my email, which doesn’t make much sense). There was a lull in shipping the other day and I had a few minutes to fill. I could have done other things that needed to be done in the warehouse, but I thought a better use of my time was looking up Stuph Blog on Google.

Obviously, the first thing that popped up was the actual Stuph Blog site. Then, there were a few others from other blogs where our name is mentioned.  After those, I came across something different. I didn’t think it would let me, but I clicked on the link anyways. It actually took me to the site and it’s safe to say that the site was informative.

According to this website, Stuph Blog ranks 4,334,037th in the world out of the more than 30 million websites that are out there. Which, if you break it down (and I did because I was bored a little later on that day too) means we’re more popular than 6 out of every 7 websites out there. It also says that we’re very popular in Spain.

Hola España. Si te gusta nosotros, quisiéramos que usted.

Hola España. Si te gusta nosotros, quisiéramos que usted. ¿Dónde está el baño?

I was not aware that we were big in Spain, but apparently our awesomeness crosses all borders and boundaries, then hops over oceans just for the hell of it.

It also says that Stuph Blog is worth $1200. Where do we collect this money? Because Twindaddy and I can both use it right now. If anyone can figure out the answer to this question, please let us know. Also, feel free to tell us that we deserve to be ranked higher.  We respond well to ass-kissery.