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[Editor's Note: Today's guest post comes from the land daawn unda (like my Australian accent? I've been practicing). Stephrogers is a relative newcomer to the blogosphere so I don't know her as well as I'd like, but evidently she knows me well enough to want me to visit the land of kangaroos, Aborigine, and Crocodile Dundee. Please give Steph a warm, Unshitty™ welcome and then go give her blog a little love once you're finished reading here.]
Twindaddy was unable to post here today because he has been, um, waylaid…
There he is with the twins. Damn! They’ve got some moves!
He also moonlights as a back-up dancer…
That’s him on the right. Who knew he was so talented?
So I will be your troop leader today on…
I won’t be wearing the white gear, though. I prefer the loose fit of the black cape to the troop armour. I find that stuff just doesn’t give enough wiggle room. It also doesn’t breathe well and I live in Australia. I need my clothes to breathe.
I was thinking about how cool it would be if my new friend Twindaddy came to visit me in Australia and imagining all the cool things we could do, like bushwalking…
Going to the beach…
BBQ and beer at my place …
Hubby does a mean butterfly lamb. Unless he’s vegetarian? No surely not, a stormtrooper would definitely eat meat right?
We could play monopoly…
And celebrity heads…
[Editor's Note: I'm insulted by this. I'm Scary Spice if any of them.
But, alas, Twindaddy will not be visiting me any time soon. I can dream, can’t I?
Thank you for joining us here today on StephBlog. What would you get up to if Twindaddy visited you?
Other Unshittiness™ from stephrogers:
- I’m Australian, Book-Smart and Not Sporty (stephrogers.com)
- Regrets, I have a Few (stephrogers.com)
- About me (stephrogers.com)
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“Doing the dishes” with his blaster, of course… off the roof, skeet shooting style!
Oh that would be epic. Let’s do that!
Somebody’s been watching Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead. Shame.
Not in years… I just really hate doing the dishes, so that scene has stuck with me. I think it would be ridiculously satisfying to do at least once.
Probably would be.
I hate doing dishes too. If y’all get together for this I want in. I can’t shoot a gun, but I can toss a dish.
Okay, you’ve got a deal! I’ll keep you posted for the upcoming first ever annual DWaSH. (Dish Washing Shootathon Hootenany)
hahahaha! The Hootenany part makes it even more worth it.
I want to go just to hear you say Hootenany in real life!
Steph,
I’m glad to see that Posh Spice has finally converted to beer. She is now officially a real man.
Yes, I have always wondered… I was also wondering what beer a stromtrooper would drink if a stormtrooper could drink beer? I went for a manly man’s beer.
She/he is still not smiling. What a sour face. More beer!
Bitter beer face!!!
I figured that Stormtroopers were like unplugged drones therefore would only need to eat nutritional supplement ‘Z7482 beta’, I hear it is good with mustard and a side of beans.
Or beer. Everything is good with beer.
Oh, how misinformed the general public is. Its shameful what the “unbiased media” can do to the commonfolk.
Bush walking is my favourite.
Yes bush walking is a fantastic Australian pastime. I mean, have you really been here if you haven’t been bush walking?
I do think that the above bush walk image is sorely lacking in Ewoks.
if you’re going to play Celebrity heads, I’ll join you… I can dream, can’t I?
I have no idea how to play this game.
each player wears a card on the forehead with the name of a celebrity, you have to ask questions to other players to guess the celebrity name is wearing, wins who guess it first…
Ah…that could be fun.
Celebrity heads rocks, seriously, play it ok?
What would I do if Twindaddy visited me? Give him real naked hugs of course!
Where are you??? I’m on my way!!!
Is that a cinder block on the barbie? I know Stormtroopers are tough, but that’s amazing! Did he eat the whole thing?
Well, I am a bad ass.
The besser block sits on top of the meat (there’s actually a whole butterfly chicken under there) and makes it cook better. BBQ experts down here. We have all the tricks.
Its called a besser brick down here. And by putting the weight on the chook it works like a pressure cooker. Bbq chicken in 20 minutes!!
Like a boss, a BBQ boss
Sounds like a blast.
Do you guys cook your own meat with blasters? I certainly hope so!
Oooooh I hadn’t thought of that. We could cook a whole cow in seconds!
Beautiful, hilarious work, Steph!
Thank you!
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Haha, nice! And wow, I’d totally forgotten about celebrity heads, what a great game
Funny post Steph!
Rohan.
Thanks Rohan. Celebrity heads + alcohol = bucket loads of fun! I wonder if it could be organised on a blog? Twindaddy had never heard of it!
Thanks Rohan. Celebrity heads + alcohol = bucket loads of fun! I wonder if it could be organised on a blog? Twindaddy had never heard of it!