This Should Never Have Happened

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So with all the mass shootings going on recently you’d think there’d be an even greater emphasis on gun safety by gun owners.  You’d think with all the attention and criticism heading their way by the non-gun-owning population that they’d be doing what they can to not give any more ammunition (pun not intended) to the opposition.  You’d think…ah, never mind.  People just don’t think at all any more.

So, sad bit of news out of Burkesville, KY.  Evidently a 5-year old was playing with his rifle while his mother was out dumping grease into the yard.  The 5-year old didn’t realize that there was still one in the chamber and BAM, his 2-year old sister is dead.

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Jason Collins: Trailblazer

Jason Collins.  Active NBA player and gay man.
Jason Collins.  Active NBA player and gay man.

Jason Collins. Active NBA player and gay man.

Finally.  An active player from one of the four major American sports leagues has finally “come out” of the closet.  It’s long overdue and frankly I’m surprised it has taken as long as it has.

The intrepid soul who came out is Jason Collins, a Center, most recently for the Washington Wizards.  He bravely announced that he is gay via a Sports Illustrated article last Monday.  Per the article, Collins is quoted as saying the following:

I didn’t set out to be the first openly gay athlete playing in a major American team sport. But since I am, I’m happy to start the conversation.  I wish I wasn’t the kid in the classroom raising his hand and saying, ‘I’m different.’ If I had my way, someone else would have already done this. Nobody has, which is why I’m raising my hand.

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Surf Your Way Into Jail

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“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.” — Fourth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States

I wrote a glib piece about proposed Amendments to our (American) Constitution a while ago as a lark, not really paying attention to the news article I read that sparked the idea. I found several respondent notions about strengthening privacy rights but ignored them. Then I came across another series of articles Continue reading

Flag Half Mast

I have not yet addressed the bombings in Boston. There is really no information on who did it, how they did it, or why they did it. Fingers are being cast in multiple directions. It’s the Muslims’ fault. It’s Obama’s fault. Other’s are using this tragedy as a platform to talk about gun control. Somehow important things have gotten lost in the midst of this tragedy. Like the victims.

I had no intention of posting any thoughts on this incident…until this morning. As I dropped the twins off at school I noticed their flag flying half mast and it reminded me again of what had happened. Then on the way to work I drove by a fire station and their flag was at half mast. It was another reminder. A reminder that though it is important to find out who perpetrated this crime, it is even more important not to forget those victims who suffered the consequences of this unspeakable crime.

So, as I often seem to get when I’m reflecting, a poem began percolating in my head. Here are the results of my fully brewed thoughts…

American Flag at half mast.

Photo courtesy of clevescene.com.

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White Smoke and the Next Apocolypse?

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This isn’t meant to be a post about religion or faith. You can read TD thoughts on his faith in his most awesome post. My response to the judgers is “Some like it hot”…*owned but TD stole it and I’m too tired to chase him down.*  I tend to avoid churches except for the psalm 22 week and Good Friday.  I end up a disaster after each attendance.  I respect everyone’s idea of faith.

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"This Gun Killed Someone"

Stop or it's going to be even LONGER until I can eat some more doughnuts!

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The instructions read: Connect the dots to see the picture, then draw something you might see in it. He drew a picture of a gun floating in white space, with the word "News" above it. When asked to explain his picture he said, "The news is on TV, and this is a picture of a gun." As his homeschooling teacher and more importantly his mom, I asked him to elaborate.

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This sums it up nicely. Gun control is a noble idea, but guns aren't killing people. People are killing people. Do we have a responsibility to do our best to keep guns out of the hands of people who would use them for ill? Absolutely. Is banning guns going to stop crimes like Sandy Hook from happening? No. It hasn't in England and it hasn't elsewhere. Guns are not the problem, people are. As my buddy Elyse has pointed out to me, you can get rid of guns, but you can't rid of people. This, unfortunately, is true, but we can choose as a society to pay more attention to mental illness; the diagnosis, the treatment, and the symptoms. I can tell you for a fact that society as a whole does not take mental illness seriously and most people do not get treated properly for it, and up until recently I was included in that group. So, let's put the focus and keep the focus where it belongs. On people. On mental illness. And on finding ways to diagnose and treat people with mental illness. *steps off soapbox* There, I feel better now.  

Richard Engel is free! Yay! What the hell was he even doing over there?

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NBC Correspondent Richard Engel Freed from Captors in Syria – Yahoo!.

NBC News correspondent Richard Engel, and his crew, were released at a checkpoint in Syria this morning after being captured 5 days ago just after crossing the border into Syria from Turkey.  This is fantabulous news.

While I’m truly glad that Engel and his entire team made it back safely and unharmed, I have to ask:  why the holy fuck would you willingly enter a war-torn country mired in civil war just for the purposes of gathering information to be released via the media?  Is any information gathered there worth your life?  Is your job that vitally important?  You are a frickin’ reporter, not a spy or a soldier.  It’s hard to feel sorry for someone who voluntarily puts themself into a situation like that.

I mean, there are jobs where it’s worth putting your life on the line.  A cop.  A firefighter.  An EMT.  A soldier.  A McDonald’s taste-tester.  I may have made that last one up.  Either way, reporting the news is not one of those occupations.

When did breaking news stories become something worth dying for?  We all know Syria is in the midst of civil war.  What did Engel and his team need to sneak into the country for?  What did they hope to find out?  What were they going to tell us that we didn’t already know?

“Well, I won’t be doing THAT shit again,” remarked Engel upon disembarking from this vehicle.

I was watching the news a few years ago after a hurricane had made landfall somewhere in Louisiana.  I can’t remember if it was Katrina or some other hurricane, but I distinctly remember Al Roker reporting from the eye of the hurricane.

Al Roker is one of the most prominent meteorologists in the country, folks.  Why send him, or anyone for that matter, into the storm?  What could he have told us about the storm that he couldn’t tell us from the safety of his New York studios?  Why endanger Roker, or the crew that went with him, just to tell us things that could be learned without sending these people into harm’s way?

Media bias and stupidity astound me.  You can bet  your sweet ass that if I were a reporter and I was ordered into the middle of a civil war, a hurricane, or something else equally as dangerous, this is what my boss would see:

It just ain’t happening.  I’m not risking my life for some unworthy cause and Richard Engel, Al Roker, nor any other reporter should have to, either.

What do you think, dear reader?  Do you agree or am I up on my soapbox for no good reason?

Random Thoughts: 12/14/2012

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Man.  I haven’t done one of these posts in forever, mainly because they take so long to do.  Someone once told me she loved these posts and liked to see my opinion on all the different things in the news, so here goes:

  • ESPN’s Rob Parker asked Thursday morning on First Take (a horrible show that features the idiotic Skip Bayless), “Is he a brother, or is he a cornball brother? He’s not really. He’s black, he does his thing, but he’s not really down with the cause. He’s not one of us. He’s kind of black, but he’s not really like the kind of guy you really want to hang out with,” about Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III.  
    First of all, why is race being brought into anything nowadays?  We’re supposed to be passed that.  Secondly, are you really questioning the color of somebody’s skin or the ethnicity of another human being based on the color and ethnicity of that person’s fiancée?  Thirdly, so what if he’s Republican?  There are plenty of black Republicans.  Being a Republican doesn’t automatically disqualify you from being black.  And finally, Mr. Parker, you are a fucking moron.  That is all.

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    This is Robert Griffin III.  He sure looks black to me. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

     

     

  • Oh, look!  Celebs over 40 in bikinis!
  • Ever heard of brominated vegetable oil?  Me either.  Evidently it’s an ingredient found in many drinks, such as Gatorade, Mountain Dew, Powerade, and Squirt, among others.  It’s a type of vegetable oil so it must be fairly harmless, right?  Wrong.  According to this article, BVO is linked to “neurological disorders and altered thyroid hormones.”  Nice.  I don’t feel so bad about not letting my kids drink Mountain Dew and Gatorade for all this years.  It does, however, make me regret drinking Mountain Dew all those years while I was growing up.  Why is this substance approved by the FDA?
  • Okay, guys, who’s ready to wear some meggings (male leggings)
    Anybody?  Buehler?I thought not.  Who the hell thought this was a good idea?

    Really? Aren’t skinny jeans bad enough?

  • I had never heard of California Superior Court Judge Derek Johnson before, but this guy is a tool.  Apparently, the “honorable” Judge Johnson believes that, “if someone doesn’t want sexual intercourse, the body will not permit that to happen.”  Not only does this dolt believe this, but he actually uttered these words to a rape victim.  In court.  In front of her attacker.  He also admonished her for “not putting up a fight.”The California Commission on Judicial Performance voted 10-0 to impose a public admonishment Thursday.  I don’t know what all that entails besides publicly slapping the judge’s hand, but this dude needs to be relieved of his duties.  What a cock.
  • Even though there is still roughly two and a half weeks left in the year, a list of this year’s most unusual baby names has already been compiled.  Among the gems are names such as #hashtag (really?), Queenie (everyone will just assume she’s a bitch), Inny (dafuq?), Excel (I guess the other Office program names were deemed unworthy), Jedi (look, I love Star Wars, but c’mon, why would you do this to a kid?),  Cobain (bad juju), Savior (isn’t that like naming a ship Titanic and dubbing it unsinkable?), Espn (that network sucks so what does that imply about how you feel about your son?),  Goodluck (wtf?), Google (I can’t even think of anything funny to say about this), and Popeye (well, blow me down).  Congratulations kids, your parents hate you all.
  • Tip for farmers everywhere, if you’re going to plow your marriage proposal into a cornfield, please learn how to spell so that your 10-year old daughter doesn’t have to tell her dad that he’s an idiot.

    It’s Jodi, not Lodi. Good thing it’s the thought that counts, huh? Or is that only for presents?

     

  • If Kristin Stewart wears a dress and nobody cares, did it really ever happen?

    What the hell is this? It looks like she’s wearing a clear plastic bag over a 1940′s era bikini.

  • Over 8 million people in the New York City area breathed a collective sigh of relief upon hearing the news that Hillary Clinton will not seek the NYC mayor’s office.
  • Evidently Olympic gold medalist skier Bode Miller is not destined to have a second career is a pro golfer.  Whilst golfing with his wife the other day, he hit her in the face with an errant tee shot that required over 50 stitches to close up.  Here’s a link to the picture if you really want to see it.  It’s pretty gruesome.  Needless to say, Bode will probably be able to have a cookout with the contents of his stocking on Christmas day.
  • Who the hell is Honey Boo Boo?  And why should anyone care about her favorite Christmas memories?  And why on earth is some kid name Honey Boo Boo?
  • NASA says “I told ya so,” in regards to why the world won’t end on the 21st.  What they don’t say is that a team led by Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck led a space expedition to the planet Nibiru, drilled a hole in it, and dropped a nuke in it.  The results could be seen last night as the remains of Nibiru entered our atmosphere under the guise of “meteor showers.”  Luckily, I saw through the conspiracy to bring you the truth.  You heard it here first.buschemi

And there you have it.  That’s all the randomness I can handle today.  My head is spinning and my stomach is yelling at me because I should’ve eaten lunch a couple of hours ago.  Hope you enjoyed it!

Bob Costas is an Idiot

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Bob Costas. He just looks like an arrogant prick. (Photo courtesy of LA Times)

Jovan Belcher (Photo courtesy of LA Times)

I’ve been trying not to bring this up because I just wrote a post about the 2nd amendment, but I just can’t NOT talk about it anymore.

I’m sure, by now, that most everyone has heard something about Bob Costas and his anti-gun speech during his halftime segment on Sunday Night Football.

For those of you in the dark, let me start from the beginning.  This past Saturday, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher shot and killed his girlfriend, and baby momma, Kasandra Perkins Saturday morning.  He then drove to the Chiefs’ facility where he committed suicide in front of team officials by shooting himself in the head.

Before I start in on Costas, I’ll be up front and let you know that I’ve never really cared for him.  I don’t like his commentating style, or the way he always seems so effin’ smug.  I just don’t like him.  Now?  I can’t effin’ stand him.

So here’s what Costas had to say, courtesy of the LA Times:

“You knew it was coming. In the aftermath of the nearly unfathomable events in Kansas City, that most mindless of sports clichés was heard yet again, ‘Something like this really puts it all in perspective.’ Well if so, that sort of perspective has a very short shelf life since we will inevitably hear about the perspective we have supposedly again regained the next time ugly reality intrudes upon our games. Please. Those who need tragedies to continually recalibrate their sense of proportion about sports, would seem to have little hope of ever truly achieving perspective.

“You want some actual perspective on this? Well a bit of it comes from the Kansas City-based writer Jason Whitlock, with whom I do not always agree but who today, said it so well that we may as well just quote or paraphrase from the end of his article. “Our current gun culture,” Whitlock wrote, “ensures that more and more domestic disputes will end in the ultimate tragedy, and that more convenience store confrontations over loud music coming from a car will leave more teenage boys bloodied and dead. Handguns do not enhance our safety. They exacerbate our flaws, tempt us to escalate arguments, and bait us into embracing confrontation rather than avoiding it. In the coming days, Jovan Belcher’s actions, and its possible connection to football, will be analyzed. Who knows? But here is what I believe, If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess a gun, he and Kasandra Perkins would both be alive today.”

My first problem with this is bringing in a hot political topic into sports.  Is the fact that Belcher killed Perkins and himself sports-related news?  Yes, but the editorial on gun control is not needed.  That’s what CNN or MSNBC is for.  Or Fox News, if that’s your cup of tea.  Football Night in America is NOT where expect to find any sort of political commentary.  Nor should I.

Secondly, Costas agrees with, and quotes, Jason Whitlock, who is normally as level-headed a sports reporter as there is.  However, this time Jason, and thus Bob Costas, are both dead wrong.  Our current gun culture, as Whitlock refers to it, is NOT ensuring that more and more domestic disputes end in the ultimate tragedy.  If any culture ensures that I would venture to say it’s the hip-hop culture, a culture that advocates the thug life and solving things with guns and violence.  I know many gun-owners and they are not violent people and don’t have criminal records and wouldn’t hurt a soul without provocation.  There are a plethora of reasons these people own guns.  Some collect them.  Some enjoy shooting.  Some have them for protection.  Others have them for hunting.  And some have them for all of the reasons listed above.  But they don’t just randomly kill people because of some imagined gun culture or just because they have one.

Then, Whitlock, and Costas by quoting him, contend that “handguns do not enhance our safety. They exacerbate our flaws, tempt us to escalate arguments, and bait us into embracing confrontation rather than avoiding it.”  This is an idiotic statement if I’ve ever heard one.  Handguns in the hands of law-abiding citizens enhance the safety of said law-abiding citizen by providing a means of protection from those who don’t abide by our laws.  And let’s face it, there are a lot of criminals out there preying on unsuspecting citizens.  Moreover, owning a gun exacerbates no one’s flaws and does not tempt anyone to escalate arguments.  Violent people are going to be violent no matter if they possess a gun or not.  Peruse YouTube for a bit and do a search for fighting.  You’ll find thousands, if not millions, of videos of all kinds of idiots fighting for inane reasons. And you’ll find that guns are not the reason those situations escalated. Most of the time you’ll find that it’s stupid people arguing over stupid shit.  Embracing confrontation, Jason?  No, people don’t back down or avoid confrontation today because they are more afraid of being called a pussy than of getting their ass kicked.  Peer pressure is a bitch, isn’t it?

Then Whitlock, and Costas by extension, say the dumbest thing yet.  That if Belcher didn’t have a gun that he and Perkins would still be alive.  Really?  I mean, really?  How could you possible know that with absolute certainty?  You both were speaking without the facts.  Since you both weighed in on this topic without getting the facts first, consider this; since you both opined on this incident it has been reported that Belcher and Perkins were having a pretty intense argument prior to the shooting.  Are you two both positive that the only reason Belcher grew angry enough to kill Perkins is because he had a gun?  Or could it possibly be that Perkins had so enraged Belcher (rightly or wrongly) that he would have used anything at his disposal to kill her?

I find it both naive and stupid to blame an inanimate object for a person’s actions.  Blaming Belcher’s gun for Belcher’s actions is like blaming my fork for me eating too much.  A gun cannot think.  It cannot speak.  It certainly doesn’t have its own agenda.  It most certainly didn’t say to Belcher, “You know what?  I’m tired of this shit.  Shoot her.  Nine times.”  A gun is like a computer or a TV.  It only does what you tell it to.  The trigger doesn’t pull itself.  Somebody has to make a conscious decision to do so.

Instead of attacking our “gun culture,” why don’t you attack our violent culture instead?  A culture that embraces and glorifies violence.  MMA.  UFC.  Boxing.  Hollywood blockbusters from which most of the entertainment is derived from violent encounters.  Or why don’t you attack parenting?  Most violent people are raised to embrace violence by their parents.  The finger could be pointed in a multitude of directions, but is instead being pointed at the one thing that can’t possibly be faulted.  The gun.  I’m not going to make any absolute statements like Costas or Whitlock, but I don’t feel like I’m going out on a limb by saying that if Belcher had a Louisville Slugger instead of a gun he would’ve murdered her with that.  Once he was to the point where murder was his intent he would’ve used whatever was within his grasp to carry it out.  It just so happened that he had a gun.

Again, maybe gun control reform is needed.  And maybe it isn’t.  But one thing’s for sure:  guns are not responsible for what they are used for.  Violent people are going to be violent whether they have a gun or not.  Murderers will find a way to murder without a gun if they can’t get one.  This was indeed a terrible tragedy, but the fault for this lies with Belcher and Belcher alone.  It’s not the gun’s fault.

And now, I’ll leave you with a few memes insired by Bob’s idiotic intrusion into the halftime show.

This one really drives the point home.

Would You Marry A Porn Star???

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So I was scrolling through my newsfeed this morning on Facebook when I came across the link above.

My curiosity piqued (no explanation needed, I hope), I clicked on the link.  The story states that a survey taken recently says that 86% of men would be willing to date a porn star and that 61% would be willing to marry one.

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Really?

I’m sure it would be freakin’ awesome to be able to tell all of your buddies that you’re banging a porn star, but that would be the only pro I can think of in this situation.

Is there anyone here who hasn’t seen porn before?  You in the back?  You’re lying.

Ok, since we’ve established that we’ve all seen porn before let’s get to all the reasons why 86% of  men polled (did you see what I did there?) are idiots and 61% are even bigger idiots.

Reason #1.  You will never be able to satisfy her in bed.  As much as the average guy wants to think he’s Casanova in bed, let’s face it…you’re probably not.  These women have sex for a living.  You know how quickly she’d become bored with what you’re doing?  That’s right, before you even start.  You aren’t going to be able to do anything to her that hasn’t been done to her before.  By a coworker.

That's right.  She'll be thinking of all the ways you're inadequate.

That’s right. She’ll be thinking of all the ways you’re inadequate.

Reason #2.  Have you seen how big the schlongs are in those movies?  Do you know what that does to a vagina when repeatedly crammed in and out?  I don’t either, but I can only fathom a one word answer to that question.  Stretching.  That means that she has a hole you’ll never be able to fill.  Probably two.  And that, my friends, leads you back to reason #1.

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Reason #3.  It has always been man’s mission to go where no man has been before.  It has never been man’s mission to go where damn near every man has been before.  Moreover, I’m sure, dearest reader, that you’re familiar with the saying that when you kiss someone you’re kissing every other person that particular person has kissed.  Can you just imagine how much male genitalia has been inside a porn star’s mouth?  I’m not ready to hazard a guess, but whatever the true answer is I’m sure I can’t count that high.

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See?

Reason #4.  I seriously doubt she’s going to stop working just because you’re dating her or married to her.  Is your manly ego going to be able handle her banging multiple guys?  At the same time?  5 days a week if not more?  No, it isn’t.  Unless you’re a male porn star, which, let’s face it, you’re not.

Let's face it.  You're no Johnny Bravo so your ego is unfounded.

Accept it. You’re no Johnny Bravo so your ego is unfounded.

Reason #5.  As I stated earlier, it might be cool to be able to tell you buddies that you’re doing the mattress mambo with a porn star, but would you really tell your parents that?  Depending on who your father is, you might get a high-five or you might get bitch-slapped with a bible.  No matter who your mom is she won’t be impressed.  Or, you could have to tell a parent like this guy.

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Reason #6.  Sexually Transmitted Diseases.  Porn stars get them despite what precautions they take.  You may get the clap and it won’t be applause.

No, not that kind of clap.

No, not that kind of clap.

Needless to say, any man with aspirations of dating a porn star is either delusional, stupid, or both.  There are no good reasons to even consider doing so.  It’s definitely a case where it’s better to look than to touch.