When Blunt Life Coach™ and Twindaddy Collide

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Alice, alter ego, blunt life coach, ForThePromptless, Fuck, Humor, literature, Promptless, prompts for the promptless, rarasaur, the alter ego, WRITING PROMPTS

So.  It’s the premier episode.  Season 2 of Prompts for the Promptless.  Be there or be square, or some other object with angles and stuph™.  Since it’s the season premiere you know we have to bust out the big guns to draw in the viewers, so I’m going to willingly do something I’ve never done before:  collaborate on a blog post with Blunt Life Coach™.

That’s right, Blunt Life Coach™ and Twindaddy (why did I just refer to myself in the third person?) in the same post.  Interacting.  Talking to (yelling at?) each other.  Many of you have been clamoring for some more Blunt Life Coach™ (and even one person has proclaimed her love for him, which is so embarrassing I won’t mention her name…yet).

And now, without further ado (may the ado be with you), here is the episode you’ve all been waiting for.

You Lied To Me

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broken marriage, Divorce, Poem, Poetry, Relationships, trifecta challenge

Autumn leaves
Graced the trees
Multicolored
Gentle breeze

Let’s Talk and Stuph™

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blog, blogging, CONTACT FORMS, CREATIVE FORMS, CREATIVE WRITING, DPChallenge, FORMS, WRITING PROMPTS

This week’s Writing Challenge challenges its participants to use a custom form to generate some sort of useful feedback for our blogs.  I have used the form in the past for submissions for Blunt Life Coach™.  I even had the form on my sidebar for a couple of months, but it started getting spammed so I had to pull it.

Exclamation: Best. Daily Prompt. Ever.

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Galactic Empire, gaming, HK-47, Humor, humour, INSPIRATION, Knights of the Old Republic, POST IDEAS, postaday, Revan, Sith, Star Wars, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, videogames, WRITING PROMPTS

Well, well. The Daily Prompt has actually given me a prompt I’m excited about.  Admittedly, I’ve saved all the emails from recent DP posts in a folder on the off-chance that maybe one day they’ll inspire me, but this one is probably my favorite prompt ever.

By now I’m sure your curiosity is piqued and you’re slowing leaning in towards your screen in excruciating anticipation.  You can’t wait to find out what I’m so excited about.  Well, I’ll tell you. After I relieve myself, because this is so cool that I have to pee.

Okay!  I’m back!  Now….PROMPT ME!

In This Moment

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Life, Poem, Poetry, Relationships, Writing

This is my very first duet with the very talented and beautiful Jen, of Think. Speak. Tryst.  As you can see, Jen is a very talented poet and you’d be doing yourself a HUGE favor by visiting her blog and clicking on the Follow button.  Go show her some love, would ya?  After you enjoy this poem, of course.

Awaken

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absence of light, drowning in darkness, INSPIRATION, Life, Mental health, Poem, Poetry, spirituality, voice whispers, Writing

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Drowning in darkness
Perpetual night
Swimming in blackness
Absence of light

Awaken

Fruitless struggle
Every trial I face
Leads me right back
To this shadowy place

Awaken

And Ode to My Mother

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Family, Happy Mother's Day, Mother, Mother's Day, Parenting, Poem, Poetry, Writing

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From the moment I was born
To the present we now share
You’ve never missed a moment
You’ve always been there

You put everyone’s needs
Before your own
You still make this sacrifice
Though I’m all grown

Ouch!

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blog, blogging, Children, fiction, flash fiction, Humor, humour, Life, short story, trifecta challenge, Writing, WRITING PROMPTS

Finally home! Relaxation had to wait. My child headed for the back door to play outside.

“No, wait!” I cried.

Too late. BAM! Right into the glass door he couldn’t tell was there.

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Trifecta Challenge: This weekend we want you to give us 33 words (exactly) that include among them at least one example of onomatopoeia.

Through the Glass

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birds, blog, blogging, Humor, humour, INSPIRATION, Life, POST IDEAS, postaday, windows, WRITING PROMPTS

Well, well. I finally have a minute after working, reading all of my subscribed blog posts, and more work, to pay some attention to the Daily Prompt?  And then I get this??

When you gaze out your window — real or figurative — do you see the forest first, or the trees?

Into the Bottle

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Poem, Writing, Poetry, blogging, blog, Mental health, mental illness, Mental disorder, Bottle, alocholism, alcoholic

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Unbearable pain
Running full throttle
To ease my discomfort 
I dive into the bottle