20 Monday May 2013
Posted in Stuph
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blog, blogging, Cincinnati, Darth Vader, Fuck, Gabriel, Games, Humor, humour, Merbear, Pinocchio, tag, Twitter
Well, who knew? I played a little blog tag in February and it was somewhat amusing. But now it’s come full circle and I’ve been tagged again. This time by the ubiquitous Merbear.
I debated doing this since it’s the exact same game and rules it was just a couple of months ago, but it’s Merbear…duh. I have to play because she’s fucking awesome. Continue reading »
17 Friday May 2013
Posted in Blunt Life Coach, Prompts for the Promptless
Tags
Humor, literature, Fuck, WRITING PROMPTS, blunt life coach, Alice, ForThePromptless, Promptless, prompts for the promptless, rarasaur, alter ego, the alter ego
So. It’s the premier episode. Season 2 of Prompts for the Promptless. Be there or be square, or some other object with angles and stuph™. Since it’s the season premiere you know we have to bust out the big guns to draw in the viewers, so I’m going to willingly do something I’ve never done before: collaborate on a blog post with Blunt Life Coach™.
That’s right, Blunt Life Coach™ and Twindaddy (why did I just refer to myself in the third person?) in the same post. Interacting. Talking to (yelling at?) each other. Many of you have been clamoring for some more Blunt Life Coach™ (and even one person has proclaimed her love for him, which is so embarrassing I won’t mention her name…yet).
And now, without further ado (may the ado be with you), here is the episode you’ve all been waiting for. Continue reading »
25 Thursday Apr 2013
Posted in Blunt Life Coach, Poetry
The beast inside
Longs to escape
My entire being
It tries to reshape
The beast is cruel
The beast is rotten
Inside my head
This creature has gotten Continue reading »
27 Wednesday Feb 2013
Posted in Life
Baby C is an amazing boy. He is an extremely intelligent and hilarious boy. He’s always laughing and learning new things. At just over two years old he has a pretty vast vocabulary already and can count to 11. Continue reading »
05 Tuesday Feb 2013
Posted in Guest Stuph
Tags
blog, blogging, Driving under the influence, Drunk, drunken rants, Fuck, Humor, humour, Life, White Castle, white castles
[And now for another addition of Drunken Rants, by Beefybooyawn. When we last left our hero, he had just missed out on an orgy at Hooters. What will today's adventure bring?]
Thanks again to Twindaddy for allowing me to rant on his socially acceptable platform. This blog is like the group of the cool kids hanging out at school on recess, the one where the rest of the kids don’t dare intrude but wish they could just to hear all of the Unshittiness™ that goes on there.
02 Saturday Feb 2013
Posted in Blunt Life Coach
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Advice, advise, blog, blogging, comedy, Fuck, Hokey Pokey, Humor, humour, Kim Kardashian, Life, Pat Robertson, Rosie O'Donnell, rush limbaugh, satire, Tylenol, United States
It’s that special time of week when I let Blunt Life Coach™ take the reigns and answer your well-conceived questions. Or horribly abnormal questions. Even though he’s made a couple of appearances in the last week, including giving my eulogy, the questions don’t get answered without him. So without further ado (I need to find out how to get more ado), I present to you…Blunt Life Coach™!
It’s me, bitches!
24 Thursday Jan 2013
Posted in Daily Prompt
Tags
Bilbo Baggins, child, Children, Family, Fuck, Hobbit, home, INSPIRATION, Kids, Parent, Parenting, Parents, POST IDEAS, postaday, Punishment, Shopping, Taco Bell, Timer, WRITING PROMPTS
Well this could end up being disastrous. I mean, what if what I write ends up making absolutely no sense? Wait, does anything I ever write ever make any sense? I don’t know. Jeez.. This is gonna suck. Continue reading »
15 Tuesday Jan 2013
Posted in Blunt Life Coach
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Advice, advise, blog, blogging, blunt life coach, Coaching, comedy, Dear Abby, Fuck, Girls Gone Wild, Health, Humor, humour, Life, life coach, Peru, Ranting, satire, Stuph, Stupid People, Stupidity, Twindaddy, United States
It is time. The moment has arrived. The most anticipated event since the last most anticipated event is finally here. Yes, dearest reader, it is the return of Blunt Life Coach™.
It’s ME, bitches!
16 Friday Nov 2012
Posted in Life
Tags
Anger, anti depressant medication, Antidepressant, Arts, blog, blogging, Fuck, Humor, Life, people, Politics, random, Recreation, Wikipedia, Writers Resources
Fuck! Why am I not pissed off?!?! (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
As I mentioned in an earlier post, I’m now taking anti-depressant medication. Since I’ve started it I’ve noticed that I am not as angry a person as I used to be, which is good for me. However, it’s bad for my blog. My rants, which I think were some of my greatest posts, are hard to come by because hardly anything gets me worked up any more.
This was me prior to being medicated. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Even with all the stupid shit going on with the election, Bengazi, and the CIA director resigning because of an affair (who cares?) the anger which would have led to ranting blog posts on those subjects is no longer there. Because of that, I’m having a hard time finding things to write about.
Maybe I just need to get back into the writing practice, or maybe apathy (indifference?) is just something I’ll have to live with. Either way, I’m not really complaining. Just saying. I’m not really all that angry any more and it really doesn’t bother me.
I’ll try to get my creative juices flowing again to get some fictional and humor writing going, but my rants might be a thing of the past.
Oh well. Gotta take the good with the bad, I guess.
23 Thursday Jun 2011
Posted in Stuph
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Dictionaries, Facebook, Freedom of speech, Fuck, Google, Opinion, Profanity, Wikipedia
Who decides what words are profane and why are profane words considered to be profane? This is something that has bothered me for years.
If you look the words fuck and shit up in the dictionary it says vulgar next to both of them. I don’t understand why these are considered “vulgar” words. There are synonyms for both words and every other word that’s considered “vulgar.” That being the case, why is it okay to say one but not the other? How is one word offensive and the other is not?
As you can see, fuck is considered vulgar, but the words that define it are not. How ironic. (Captured from dictionary.com)
As with “fuck,” shit is also considered vulgar even though the words that define it are not. How stupid. (Captured from dictionary.com)
For example, if I were to say the word penis, the majority of people would not be offended. If, however, I were to say the word cock instead, many people would be offended even though both words mean the same thing. It’s hypocritical and stupid and I just don’t understand it.
I posed this question on my Facebook page a few months ago. One of the answers I received is that society dictates this. Okay. Why? Nobody can explain it. It makes fucking no sense.
It amazes me how many people let words affect their lives. If I were to walk through the grocery store saying these words out loud I would have a whole store full of people pissed at me? They’re just words. Get over it people. There are other things to be upset about.
Many people believe it’s a sin to curse. Why? Where exactly does it say, “Thou shalt not swear?” The Wikipedia page for the word fuck has no explanation for why it’s considered vulgar, either. No one, not even the almighty Google nor Wikipedia, can explain why these words are considered immoral. So, again, why are people offended by them?
I say it’s time for these words to be used freely. There is no reason for them to be considered vulgar and people who consider them as such are prudes. There is no logical reason for censoring these words any longer. If you don’t agree, fuck off.
