I again am recycling another old Christmas post, because, well, ’tis the season. And such.
As usual (how sad is it that I can just say usual when referring to regifted posts?), I have updated and modernized the post for your viewing pleasure. You’re welcome.
Hopefully it’s not necessary for me to explain that when its winter here in the states the bottom side of the world is in the midst of summer. Which begs the question: what are the Christmas songs about?
Christmas favorites like Let it Snow, White Christmas, and Winter Wonderland would make no sense down there. And what about Frosty? That poor bastard wouldn’t stand a snowball’s….well, you know.
Does Santa still dress up in a red suite even though its hot and muggy out? Does he still need a sleigh even though there’s no snow down there? Do you leave out milk and cookies or a bottle of Gatorade? Does he go down the chimney or in through the air conditioner?
Inquiring minds want to know.