20 Monday May 2013
Posted in Stuph
Tags
blog, blogging, Cincinnati, Darth Vader, Fuck, Gabriel, Games, Humor, humour, Merbear, Pinocchio, tag, Twitter
Well, who knew? I played a little blog tag in February and it was somewhat amusing. But now it’s come full circle and I’ve been tagged again. This time by the ubiquitous Merbear.
I debated doing this since it’s the exact same game and rules it was just a couple of months ago, but it’s Merbear…duh. I have to play because she’s fucking awesome. Continue reading »
18 Saturday May 2013
Posted in Stuph
It’s time for another award!! Hooray! Yahoo! Pop the champagne!!
Image viaeatocracy.cnn.com
I love adding virtual bling to my virtual mantle, which is beginning to get full. I may have to get another. You know what? I just did. Ha! Cyberspace rules.
15 Wednesday May 2013
Posted in Daily Prompt
Tags
Star Wars, Knights of the Old Republic, Sith, postaday, Humor, Revan, gaming, humour, Galactic Empire, INSPIRATION, POST IDEAS, WRITING PROMPTS, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, HK-47, videogames
Well, well. The Daily Prompt has actually given me a prompt I’m excited about. Admittedly, I’ve saved all the emails from recent DP posts in a folder on the off-chance that maybe one day they’ll inspire me, but this one is probably my favorite prompt ever.
By now I’m sure your curiosity is piqued and you’re slowing leaning in towards your screen in excruciating anticipation. You can’t wait to find out what I’m so excited about. Well, I’ll tell you. After I relieve myself, because this is so cool that I have to pee.
Okay! I’m back! Now….PROMPT ME! Continue reading »
14 Tuesday May 2013
Posted in Mad Libbed
Since I had so much fun with The FOG Extravaganza Giveawayery last December, I've decided to do round two. The concept is fairly simple: Mad Libs, yay!
Provide words or phrases as requested below and the funniest Mad Lib answer wins. I'll give you until the end of my day Thursday the 16th at midnight PST to submit your words and phrases.
11 Saturday May 2013
Posted in Stuph, Trifecta Challenge
Tags
blog, blogging, Children, fiction, flash fiction, Humor, humour, Life, short story, trifecta challenge, Writing, WRITING PROMPTS
Finally home! Relaxation had to wait. My child headed for the back door to play outside.
“No, wait!” I cried.
Too late. BAM! Right into the glass door he couldn’t tell was there.
Trifecta Challenge: This weekend we want you to give us 33 words (exactly) that include among them at least one example of onomatopoeia.
11 Saturday May 2013
Posted in Stuph
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blog, blogging, Facebook, Google, Humor, humour, random, Random Stuph, random stupidity, silly antics, social media, Stupidity, Twitter
Good morning, Stuph Maphia™! You may be wondering why I’m awake so early this Saturday morning. No? Oh, well. It was nice to imagine you cared. I’m going to tell you anyway. BABY C WON’T LET ME SLEEP IN! AUGH!!
Soooo, anyway, I just want to pimp out the social media sites associated with this here weblog, especially since I just added a page to Google+ yesterday. What? You’ve never heard of Google+? That’s okay. That means that you’re probably not a hipster, and that’s good.
10 Friday May 2013
Posted in Hero of the Moment
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Bikini, blog, blogging, Court, Current Events, Double entendre, Editorials, First Amendment to the United States Constitution, Fred Biery, Humor, humour, News, Opinion, San Antonio, South Texas, Strip club, Texas
It’s been a long time since I have made an entry into our Hero of the Moment annals. Too long, actually. I fail. I suck at blogging. Oh well. I’m over it now.
Anyhow, I have a new Hero of the Moment. And it’s a judge, surprisingly, but I’ll get to that in a minute.
First, let’s start with a little background. The people of San Antonio are stupid. At least, over half the population there is. You see, somehow an ordinance was passed there that requires dancers in strip clubs to wear bikini tops while performing. How you can continue to run a strip club in this town is beyond me. Maybe that’s the point, but I’m tired of people using legislation to push their beliefs on other people. If you don’t like strip clubs don’t go to them. Don’t ruin it for everybody else, assholes. Moving on… Continue reading »
09 Thursday May 2013
Posted in Daily Prompt
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birds, blog, blogging, Humor, humour, INSPIRATION, Life, POST IDEAS, postaday, windows, WRITING PROMPTS
Well, well. I finally have a minute after working, reading all of my subscribed blog posts, and more work, to pay some attention to the Daily Prompt? And then I get this??
When you gaze out your window — real or figurative — do you see the forest first, or the trees?
07 Tuesday May 2013
Posted in Youtube Tuesday
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blog, blogging, Humor, humour, YouTube, Youtube Tuesday, youtube video
It’s that time again!
No, not for the Wheel of Morality, though that would be cool. It’s time for YouTube Tuesday! Yay!! Continue reading »
05 Sunday May 2013
Posted in Daily Prompt
Well, well. It’s Sunday. It’s not football season. My first cup of coffee is being happily digested. And I did all of my cleaning last night.
It's Saturday night, I'm single, and the kids are with their mothers. What am I doing? Cleaning house. Be jealous, bitches.—
twindaddy (@stuphblog) May 05, 2013
So what am I to do? The Daily Prompt, of course. Duh. PROMPT ME!
