Dead Set Part 8

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Christian, Dead Set, DS, fiction, story, Stuph, Writing

“Who the hell is that guy, and why did you set me up like that,” DS demanded.

Samantha looked down at the man’s arms, still clutching her shirt. “Are you going to let go of me?”

DS, apparently unaware that he was still holding on to her, let go. “What did you get me into,” he asked again, defeated.

Samantha looked into his eyes. She didn’t want to set the meeting up in the first place. Feeling bad about doing it, she decided to tell him the truth. “His name is Christian. I set up the meeting for him because he rescued Bethany from that bank explosion. And…”

“And what?”

Why Stuph™?

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All About Me, blog, blogging, Humor, humour, INSPIRATION, POST IDEAS, postaday, Stuph, Stuphblog, WRITING PROMPTS

Dearest readers,

I’m back and feeling much better today.  I’d like to thank all of you who offered well-wishes and warm thoughts yesterday.  I still battle depression on a daily basis and most days I can kick it to the curb, beat it down, force-choke it, or stomp on its scrawny neck, but when you face it with an insane lack of sleep that makes the chore infinitely tougher.

Thank you Polysyllabic Profundities for offering your ear, and a huge, ginormous, leviathan thank you to La La who let me abuse her ears all day yesterday and for offering support and words of encouragement as I battled my demons.  That was one extremely long-ass sentence.

And now, with all that sappy stuff outta the way, let’s move on to today’s Daily Prompt.

Explain why you chose your blog’s title and what it means to you.

YouTube Tuesday – Bad Boys

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blog, blogging, Google, Humor, humour, parody, Star Wars, Stormtrooper, Stuph, video, YouTube, Youtube Tuesday, youtube video

Happy Tuesday, Stuph Mafia™!  Hopefully today finds you in a good mood and is treating you well.  If not, tell it and anybody pissing you off to fuck off.

Yeah! You deserve to be happy so tell them to take a hike.

A Question For You

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Random Stuph, Revis Edgewater, Stuph, Stuph Mafia, Twindaddy

Dearest Readers of Stuph,

Twindaddy, Superbitch, jaded, and I are aware that we have the most talented, smartest, and best looking readers on the web (And that, dear jaded, is how to properly pull off ass-kissery. Now you know…..and knowing is half the battle). Because of this, I now come to you for help.

We’re 4,334,037th!!!!

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Email, Google, Random Stuph, Stuph

I have very limited internet access at work. Basically, my job is to pack and ship boxes all day so the only thing they let us do online is use Google to verify shipping addresses. We’re able to look up other stuph, but it won’t let us click on very many links (although it lets me check my email, which doesn’t make much sense). There was a lull in shipping the other day and I had a few minutes to fill. I could have done other things that needed to be done in the warehouse, but I thought a better use of my time was looking up Stuph Blog on Google.

Obviously, the first thing that popped up was the actual Stuph Blog site. Then, there were a few others from other blogs where our name is mentioned.  After those, I came across something different. I didn’t think it would let me, but I clicked on the link anyways. It actually took me to the site and it’s safe to say that the site was informative.

The people that you meet

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Arts, blog, Blogger (service), bloggers, blogging, Directories, Google, Humor, humour, Life, Stuph, thought, Writers Resources, Writing

[Editor's Note:  This is but the first in what will apparently be a plethora of guest posts on this here weblog.  Today's guest is Polysyllabic Profundities (WP just tried to correct that to profanities.  It knows you so well).  If you just successfully pronounced that without your tongue ending up in a fucking knot, then you are a cunning linguist *insert juvenile chuckle here*.  Please remember to check out her Unshitty™ blog once you've finished reading here.   You won't be sorry you did.]

I’d never thought of doing a guest post before, but Stuphblog has made the idea thrive in the forefront of my convoluted brain.  Ah, the power of the armor!

Daily Prompt: Flangiprop! And other stuph…

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Arts, blog, blogging, Daily Post, Dictionaries, Humor, humour, INSPIRATION, Life, POST IDEAS, POSTDAY, Stuph, Vocabulary Lists, Word, Writing, WRITING PROMPTS

Well done, Daily Post.  Well done indeed.  It’s about time we got away from the morbid and insanely grim prompts and on to something we can all have fun with.  And now, I shall define a word that never existed before now, and added it to my already leviathan vocabulary.

Invent a definition for the word “flangiprop,” then use the word in a post. 

Guest Post: Fish of Gold

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blog, blogging, Chastity belt, Detroit, Goldy, Humor, humour, Nipple clamp, Star Wars, Stormtrooper, Stuph, Twindaddy

[Editor's note: This is my very first guest post EVAR!  Woohoo!!  A special thanks to Goldfish for agreeing to it, despite the fact that she did so at blaster point.]

Hello, my name is Goldfish. I’m usually found at a blog called Fish Of Gold. I seem to be a little lost.

Once upon a time, I held a Mad Lib Contest. A complete stranger named Twindaddy answered and won.

I’ll procrastinate later

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awards, blog, blogging, Canada, Donald Duck, Google, Humor, humour, Liebster, Liebster Award, Revis, Stuph, Things (application), WordPress

I’ve been sitting on this post for about a week because I’ve been so busy with other things. This has been a big week here at Stuphblog, and personally for me, so I unfortunately haven’t gotten around to publishing it.  I’m tidying it all up and making it presentable enough to publish, and then I’ll be done with it and you’ll just hafta settle for what you get because I’m tired of messing with it.

We’ve been awarded not one, not two, but three more awards!!  Two of them we’ve received before, but I’m not going to be all rude and not accept them.  One of them is obviously a first.  Oh?  You did the math, too.  Smart ass…

The Return of Blunt Life Coach™

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Advice, advise, blog, blogging, blunt life coach, Coaching, comedy, Dear Abby, Fuck, Girls Gone Wild, Health, Humor, humour, Life, life coach, Peru, Ranting, satire, Stuph, Stupid People, Stupidity, Twindaddy, United States

It is time.  The moment has arrived.  The most anticipated event since the last most anticipated event is finally here.  Yes, dearest reader, it is the return of Blunt Life Coach™.

It’s ME, bitches!